Apathy is a small range of events introduced especially for the 2012 games. The Apathy Events are:
- Synchronised Apathy where a small team can't be bothered to do anything or think about it. Together. In formation.
- Triple-Apathy where one athlete can't be fussed about three different things in quick succession. This is also known as the Hop, Skip and Bluuuuh.
- Ap-Cycle. Sitting dead-still on a bicycle, without putting legs down and falling over sideways.