Dr Maximilian Tunguska
Lots of damage, hardly any good reason. Youngest ever member of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Attended the Ernst Stavro Blofeld School for Young Ladies.
Most often found in his Secret Volcano Base since Roth destroyed Skull Island.

Once went under the alias of iDifficult, until the tax man caught up with him.

Indigo Roth
The name is Roth, Indigo Roth. He wears a suit a lot. Sneaks into these stories from

One of the few people in the world to have their own theme tune. It plays gently in the background whenever he arrives: Dum de Dum Dum, Dum de Dum Dum, Duuhhhh Duhhhh.

Eolist Petite
Member of the secretive caffeine exchange program. Travels by balloon. Makes Indigo Roth seem tall. Visits from

She is straight forward, honest and trusting to a fault - which would be why she is often left black faced holding the dynamite stick, but she doesn't really mind because she enjoys a good challenge and consistently believes the next time she will get the upper hand.

A master of the Eolist Knee Pinch which is like the Vulcan Nerve Pinch except lower down. she is able to use the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, but all that hopping up and down to get to that area is exhausting...

The Waiter with No Name
Runs The Euthanasia Curry House. Knows exactly when a curry is needed, no matter where or when. Always dressed for the occasion.

Appears with unfailing regularity here. The other horsemen of the apocalypse haven't had a look in - clearly their horses are slower. He never goes by his real name.

Mulder and Scully
Two cats who occupy the fence at the bottom of my garden in Slobbering-under-the-Bed. Mulder has been abducted by aliens. Scully has some doubts.

Off-his-Head-Man and Blotto-Boy
Slobbering-under-the-Bed's very own super heroes. Come to the rescue when ever something like beer needs to be drunk.

DCI Fred Ender and DS Dangerous Dave Smith
Odd couple coppers. DCI Fred Ender is the straight-laced and by-the-book family man, and DS Dangerous Dave is the devil-may-care maverick whatever-it-takes-to-get-the-job-done shoot-to-kill hard-drinking hard-living womaniser with a death wish. Or not...

The Squiddrel
The world's first and only Arboreal Cephalopod. Half Mesonychoteuthis or Colossal Squid and half red squirrel. It was an attempt to allow the red squirrel a chance to fight back against the grey squirrel. Although it has been pointed out that it can fight back against just about anything...

It likes 80's music and disco.

The Squiddrel first appeared in Indigo Roth's The Silence of the Ducks

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