Scratch and sniff below to get the authentic smell of Max Tunguska:
Now try the fine aroma of Eolist Petite:
Then the heady wiff of Indigo Roth:
And finally for the brave, the Squiddrel:
Unfortunately the technology required to make this work isn't available in your century. I recommend you move forward to the next century or attempt to scratch and sniff Max Tunguska, Eolist Petite, Indigo Roth and the Squiddrel personally.
Actually, forget about scratching and sniffing the Squiddrel. He might not like it much. And then you wouldn't like it much.