"So, where have you been these last few days?"
"Abducted by aliens."
"Nope, Check it out. Look at the fur on my left side. All shaved off. See the scar?"
"No shit, Sherlock! How did that happen?"
"Sleeping away, eyes shut, bright light, then one of those hairless pink aliens pushed me in a cage. Took me off in their spaceship to a probing centre. More poking by pink aliens, then I smelled something a bit odd, next thing I know I got the scar."
"Are you feeling ok?"
"Bit sore around the scar. And the back of my neck. I think they put a tracking device in me. Look, try feeling the back of my neck with a paw. There, like a small metal rod, just below the skin."
"I know where there is a half-eaten box of KFC"
"Now you're talking. Lead on. This fence was getting a bit tough on my paws anyhow. Do you know where there's an empty takeaway curry tin?"
"What do you want with one of those?"
"Gonna mould it over my head to keep the alien thoughts out."
"Mulder, you're a strange one, no mistake. Still up for the KFC?"